I was instructed to write something about myself for the inaugural address. So, For starters, I like taking long shits on the beach. I enjoy para-sports, such as para-sailing, para-shooting, para-scoping, investigating paranormal activities. I am, however, surprisingly bad at parallel parking.

Other things to say? My name is Nathan. I’m available for catering (exclusively outdoor venues, must have horse shoe pit (I can not budge on this))  between the hours of eight and eight thirty (am & pm). My work number is :587-334-2190 (this is my real # call me day or night, I insist).I have several Gold Metals for skeet shooting, but now its more of a hobby for me. My lawn is decorated, and my favorite movie is Swim Fan.

The Motion Picture: Swim Fan