Author Archives: michaelkeaton


Today marks the end of Hulu’s docudrama Battleground. Rule of thumb, if the series ends and it feels like a loved one has died, it was a great series. In its thirteen episode run my only complaint would have been … Continue reading

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Does This Make Me Sexist?

I don’t know how to start this post. I want to preface it by saying I’m not sexist, but whenever people feel the need to tell you they are not sexist, racist, what have you, I feel like they are … Continue reading

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Contemporary Prostitution

So why is pornography legal? Don’t get me wrong, I’m in no way saying that it should become illegal. However I am curious as to why it is completely legal in the United States and prostitution throughout the majority of … Continue reading

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The List

Everyone has a list of favorite tv shows, or at least they should. That list should not be finite, there is always room for ones taste to change, and for better material to be produced effectively adding itself to the … Continue reading

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Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor

About two weeks ago I was walking to a local grocery store and mistook some random lady for a friend of mine. I waved to her, vigorously, and when she saw me waving she looked down and started walking faster … Continue reading

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Unarguably this lady (Sophia Gould) is hot, and must be looking for complements: probably why she linked her pictures to the “Addicted to the Office” Facebook group. While I don’t entirely understand why girls are uploading pictures of themselves to … Continue reading

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OMFG: Squirrels!

I don’t know if Squirrels being the highpoint of my day means I’ve had a lackluster day, or if (in fact) these squirrels are actually awesome. So I submit this story for your consideration. After class today I was minding … Continue reading

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Childish Gambino, New EP

On March 8th, Childish Gambino, aka Donald Glover, released a free EP to the internets. He still has a lot of room to improve, but this is defiantly one of those “don’t quit your night job” scenarios. I wish he … Continue reading

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Hello Moto

I was instructed to write something about myself for the inaugural address. So, For starters, I like taking long shits on the beach. I enjoy para-sports, such as para-sailing, para-shooting, para-scoping, investigating paranormal activities. I am, however, surprisingly bad at … Continue reading

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“Your Psychic Child”

Its book review time. Today’s book is “Your Psychic Child.” Now before we get too far into the review I would like to give a brief disclaimer; I have not read this book. My review will be based largely on … Continue reading

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